Supposedly meant to help her sibling find a suitos,the event was clearly a contrived way to come up with material for Khloe and Kourtney's impending reality show.THG sent a staff member undercover at the festivities.He was one of about whole people that showed up for it.
After a few moments of waiting,Khloe came out and personally invited me inside.The girls seemed strangely excited to meet me;which was odd until i later discovered was due to the good word put in on my behalf by a miami Herald reporter that i befriended in the line.
I stood across from the sisters.Kourtney quietly asked how i was doing,before i even had a chance to smile,Khloe practically leaped over the table and asked:HOW'S YOUR PENIS ?!? It was growing more frightening by the second.
Khloe came on with more questions like what were my fetishes? When was my last sexual activity? Kourtney occassional uttered "i like that"
They said i was hot and had me take my shirt off.They must have been impressed enough and/or contractually obligated by E! to ask for my cell phone number.
The show premieres in late summer and they assured me i'd be featured in an episode.
Based on Kourtney's recent twitter updates,this dude's name is Roberto
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